The World is an Oyster, but that Oyster is not mine…

Ugh,
Another Tuesday, another dollar. Know what I’m saying?
Welcome to Tuesday, people. It’s the first day of the rest of your Tuesday.
I never met a Tuesday I didn’t like, but you know what Tuesday? I don’t like you.
Tuesdays come and go, but Tuesdays are forever.
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If I was a cowboy, that’s how I would greet Tuesdays. I [...]

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