Lanky Bo-Jangles

Good morning my friends and family,
Are we ready to face the day? Are we ready to greet it in all of its busyness? Are you gonna have a busy day? Is it that time of year for you?
Gah, to many questions. Let’s talk about numero uno for a while. I’VE been having a busy time [...]

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From here on out, our ballgame is different

Good Morning, People
Do you want to know what I did last night? I made a list of a thousand possible jobs I could do. 1000! You know why? Because I’m broke. Poor. Money and me aren’t talking right now.
But poverty is a serious issue (so is Butt Poverty, but that’s another story for another time). [...]

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Help Me Find the Donut Box

For all of the members,
How is everyone on this Tuesday? Me? I’m kind of sad. My hard drive crashed over the weekend. I’ve never crashed anything in my life! Not even a car!
Sure, I’ve run things over. Mailboxes, small animals, larger animals, small people (they were okay), but one thing I never did was crash/stop [...]

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A Baby with Incredibly Muscular Arms

Greetings and Good Day,
I’ve reached a really exciting, interesting, and provocative point in my life. Sunday November the 8th, I will officially get a little bit older. Just a smidge. Just a pinch. Just wee bit. Because it is my birthday.
And seeing as how today is ONLY November 3rd, and Andrew T and the Dynamo [...]

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I’d Caramel-wash Her “Car”

Bienvenidos,
There is a stranger in my house. At least I think so. Some one or something was using my bathroom when I got home, but I don’t know who it is. Instead of just barging in and demanding an introduction, I waited until they were done, and then snuck in to have my show.
I. Snuck. [...]

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