Help Me Find the Donut Box

For all of the members,
How is everyone on this Tuesday? Me? I’m kind of sad. My hard drive crashed over the weekend. I’ve never crashed anything in my life! Not even a car!
Sure, I’ve run things over. Mailboxes, small animals, larger animals, small people (they were okay), but one thing I never did was crash/stop [...]

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A Baby with Incredibly Muscular Arms

Greetings and Good Day,
I’ve reached a really exciting, interesting, and provocative point in my life. Sunday November the 8th, I will officially get a little bit older. Just a smidge. Just a pinch. Just wee bit. Because it is my birthday.
And seeing as how today is ONLY November 3rd, and Andrew T and the Dynamo [...]

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I’d Caramel-wash Her “Car”

Bienvenidos,
There is a stranger in my house. At least I think so. Some one or something was using my bathroom when I got home, but I don’t know who it is. Instead of just barging in and demanding an introduction, I waited until they were done, and then snuck in to have my show.
I. Snuck. [...]

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Correction: I know your father!

This message is all about the Benjamins.
The Franklins, the Bratts…the Netanyahus. All of them. Because I need all of them.
CFRU has been kind enough to play host to me playing host to my radio show, Andrew T and the Dynamo Elite. Right now, today only, is the last day of their annual Raise Your [...]

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I swear there’s a squirrel humping a bucket outside my window

Happy Tuba Tuesday Everyone!
Did you know it was Tuba Tuesday? Well it is. But what’s great about it is that it’s one of those events that you don’t have to do anything about.
There is a lot of hate in my heart these days. Did you know that? That’s also one of those statements that you [...]

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