For all of the members,
How is everyone on this Tuesday? Me? I’m kind of sad. My hard drive crashed over the weekend. I’ve never crashed anything in my life! Not even a car!
Sure, I’ve run things over. Mailboxes, small animals, larger animals, small people (they were okay), but one thing I never did was crash/stop and see if they were okay. I’ve bumped into things too. Like walls, cupboards, small people, larger people, a zoo. Luckily those instances never evolved so much as to be called a crash. Just a bump. Honestly, I’ve never crashed at a friends pad. For some reason I always just end up sleeping over! Is something wrong with me?
Maybe you wouldn’t say something’s wrong with me, but I am sad, and that is just plain wrong. This is a free country, and one of the things I’d like to be free from is the searing pain in my heart over the loss of my computer. Do you think there will be sadness in the future? I do, but I think they’ll call it something else…maybe carbo-tarb. I could handle being carbo-tarb over being sad any day.
The worst part of this whole sad thing is that I’ve named all of my electronic gadgets (computer, mp3 player, cellphone, pacemaker, etc…) Alec Baldwin for as long as I can remember! That means that for at least the past three days I’ve known and loved my future tech as the rest of the world loves a famous actor, and now we’ve all lost everything.
And now please watch as Andrew T goes through the 5 stages of grief:
Denial: No. NO! NOOOOOOO!
Anger: Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
Bargaining: *Note: I’ll have to pay to get it fixed, so this category is dealt with.
Depression: Now this is more like it. I can handle this puppy.
Acceptance: Well, I guess the only good thing left in this crazy world is Andrew T and the Dynamo Elite. Come listen tonight from 10pm-12am on CFRU 93.3fm in Guelph, or online at http://www.cfru.ca/ My hard drive may be dead, but the good times that this radio show provides certainly isn’t!
The End
from andrew
