I’ve never seen a face cast strong enough to fix it after I break it.

Hello people,
Welcome to Tuesday. Did you know it’s Tuesday? It is. I wanna talk about Mondays for a second.
Now, I don’t understand why everyone finds Mondays so depressing. I mean, yes I get that everyone’s back to work and everything, but it’s just the first day after the weekend. You could pretend it’s all just [...]

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Combs for my Eyes!

Good Morning,
You know what’s strange? I’ve barely been up an hour and already I’ve got songs stuck in my head. Is that a weird occurrence by itself? CERTAINLY NOT!
What’s weird is that these songs are rap songs. Is that a weird occurrence by itself? CERTAINLY NOT!
Okay, so for real now, the weird part is that [...]

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Green Clouds in my Spider Trap

Member of the Jury,
I am a man of but one action. Note that I did not say I am a man of one butt action. I will say, without going into too much detail, that I have many butt actions. But those are not the actions I’m talking about.
Here, the action is question is an [...]

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Welcome to my Big Top and Clowns!

Good Morning Tuesday-o-philes!
Gosh, morning? Already? When did that start happening?
FOR FOREVER?!?! What?
Like most things in life, the concepts of time, night, lunch, backpacks, turtle trains, and corn dogs are all inventions of humans. For real! Some people (probably the cool kids) would sit around in dark rooms and invent things like light. Or they would [...]

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