Hello Tuesday, ladies and gentlemen.
Please allow me to be brief about things.
I have a radio show called Andrew T and the Dynamo Elite. Maybe you’ve heard of it? If not, you should totally listen to it. It’s on from 10pm-12am on CFRU 93.3fm or you can stream it live/check out the archives of the show at http://www.cfru.ca
Thank you…
Oh gosh, who I am kidding? I have so much to talk about!
First thing/The Only Thing:
I mother effing forgot to pack a can opener today! On most days if that happened it’d be no big deal, right? Except today I also packed a can of Cream o’ Mushroom soup for dinner! How am I supposed to open it now? How will I eat dinner? Will I make it through the nigh?
The answer to all those questions is a good, hard YES!
Okay now, so let’s brainstorm about how to open this can:
1) Drop it off a buidling.
2) Drop if off an old lady.
3) Find some scissors and scissor the top off.
4) Think it open with my mind.
5) Cry about it until it feels so guilty that it’ll open itself.
6) Cry to the old lady until she offers to make me dinner…I have to remember, no witnesses…
7) Ask that guy for a can opener. 
Ask that other guy for a can opener.
9) Hunger strike.
10) Remember to buy milk.
11) Turn Left when you hit Bronson Ave.
12) Never forget you’re a beautiful person, Andrew T.
13) Stop this list now.
So it looks like we have a lot of ideas there. Brainstorming is fun because you get so many ideas, and sometimes you never know where your mind can take you. It got kind of personal at the end, but that’s okay! It’s my can of soup, so it’s very personal mission. Plus, the can runs on the Highlander principle, where there can only be one. You’re not invited to dinner.
But you are invited to my radio show.
Please listen.
Listen…to me.
from andrew
