Hello my dedicated people,
I thank you for your dedication. I also like to think of this weekly message as some kind of a reward for being so dedicated. Dedicate or devoted? I don’t know. Whatever.
And I almost didn’t send this today. Because…I think I forgot? It may have been forgetfulness, or it may have been procrastination. But the weird thing is, I think I forgot I was procrastinating. Is that that why I started writing? Man, that’d be a kick in the pants. Imagine: I wake up in 10 years, realize that I actually wrote this and sent it off, realize that I am shocked by my forgetfulness, realize that I’m being kicked in the pants, and realize that someone broke into my bedroom just to kick me in the pants. I’d be safe though, of course, because I don’t sleep with my pants on. I sleep pants off.
Shirts on, but pants off.
Now where do we go from here? Well obviously I’d prefer it if you listened to my radio show with your pants off. Isn’t that the essence of being heard, but not seen? You can do anything you’d like! Pants? No-Pants? Sure! Why not do both!
So tonight, take your pants off from 10pm-12am while you listen to my show Andrew T and the Dynamo Elite on CFRU 93.3fm or www.cfru.ca
I don’t need proof, just the assurance that you will indeed not be wearing your pants.
I’d not wear mine, but Mr. Ian George Light might be making a musical appearance in the studio with me, so I should at least wear shorts.
Does any of this message constitute sexual harassment? Can I get in trouble for telling you to take off your pants?
from andrew
