Advice: See many places and then hide in them

Holy Canoli!
Straight up, there is big news from the Andrew T and the Dynamo Elite camp. Actually, we’re not a real camp like summer camp. We’re more camp-like than an actual camp. I guess we’re campy. But isn’t summer camp kind of campy? Then perhaps Andrew T and the Dynamo Elite is like summer camp. [...]

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I need to revitalize my blog.

I’m doing it people. I’m officially for real doing it.
I’m inviting you all to SUMMER!!! Hot dog! It’s hot dog season!
Summer is a very confusing time for me. I’m not sure when the evening is, I forget the fine line defining appropriate clothing, and I swear ice-cream costs more. Worst of all, I can no [...]

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As much as I don’t want to say it, a turnip is my king.

Guten Tag,
I had this great plan for a long, epic, beautiful, majestic, melodic, and effervescent, message that rhymed and all kinds of other things. But, uh, but it’s not happening. Am I lazy? Sure, but that’s not why.
It’s…
Oh Gosh, I don’t want to say this.
It’s…
Seriously? Do you people really need to know this much about [...]

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Hello from the back of the storage closet, where you keep all your secret pickles.

Hello my dedicated people,
I thank you for your dedication. I also like to think of this weekly message as some kind of a reward for being so dedicated. Dedicate or devoted? I don’t know. Whatever.
And I almost didn’t send this today. Because…I think I forgot? It may have been forgetfulness, or it may have been [...]

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Wire Scratcher

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a hunger.
It is a hunger that does not quit. It does not stop. It doesn’t even start really. It kind of just is. It is hunger, and I have it.
One day this hunger will consume me, and I will feel nothing but a want for food all day all night. [...]

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